Avengers.vs.x-men.xxx.an.axel.braun.parody.xxx.... [FAST]

Iron Man and Wolverine faced off in a game of "who can make the most outrageous facial expressions while reciting Shakespearean sonnets." Captain America and Professor X competed in a "superhero limbo" contest, with Captain America surprisingly taking the lead.

The stage was set, the crowd was on the edge of their seats, and Axel Braun, the infamous adult film director, was at the helm. That's right, folks; this was no ordinary superhero showdown. This was an Axel Braun-style parody extravaganza! Avengers.vs.X-men.XXX.An.Axel.Braun.Parody.XXX....

Thor, not to be outdone, decided to bust out some seriously NSFW (not-safe-for-work) dance moves, leaving Storm and Black Widow aghast. Iron Man and Wolverine faced off in a